A Thoroughly Deadly Derby

By Patti Heying

Wiley Hogsworth always dreamed of racing one of his horses in the Derby. And it is finally going to happen! To celebrate, Wiley invites Thoroughly Thoroughbred Racing Club members to his beautiful farm, Hog Heaven, to thank them for buying shares of his horse and first Derby entry, Runamuk.

Everyone is in a festive mood, even Wiley’s farm manager, Bruna Hailey, and she NEVER smiles. All is well until Roscoe Price gallops in to throw horse muck on Wiley’s character. And is that Roscoe’s wife Ophelia making eyes at Wiley? Throw in a mystery reporter, and the evening turns thoroughly deadly.

Celebrate the Derby with a mint julep, a festive hat, and a fun murder mystery! Guess the KILLER, and you could win the PRIZE!

Tickets:
$35 per person.

For tickets and more information about the venue and menu, please visit Eventbrite.

Three widows, Frieda Beemee, Betty B Ready, and Ida Zervbetter, pool their insurance money and buy a restaurant, Rebounds! They have also all met a new man. They can’t wait for you to meet him. But be careful because whoever rebounds first may end up dead!

Guess the KILLER, and you could win a prize! ♥️ 🔪

TICKETS:

$35 per person and are available for purchase on Eventbrite.

The holidays are never bah humbug when The Merry Makers Theatre presents their annual production of *A Christmas Carol.* Beloved veteran actor Charles Pickens returns as Scrooge - or does he?

The Merry Makers’ ensemble quickly unravels as past rivalries and deep-seated jealousies rise to the surface. Director Carol Lang struggles to hold her cast together. No one is safe, and someone must surely die.

This is a Christmas Carol no one will forget.

Tickets:
$35 per person.
For more information about the venue, menu, and to purchase tickets, visit Eventbrite.

When mediums, mystics, and magic-makers gather for their All Hallows Eve Celebration, the evening ends with the final round of competition between two paranormal arts experts.

The winner will be crowned King or Queen of Mediums.

Blaze Stargazer has come in second place for two years running and is the favorite to win this year. But Blaze may have met his match in Madam Seraphina, the first Gypsy to enter the competition.

Trouble stirs as rumors spread of secret liaisons and missing magical talismans. The spirit of Allan Pinkerton, founder of the Pinkerton National Detective Agency, is conjured to solve the crimes. But when someone comes to an untimely end, he now must solve the murder as well.

Tickets:
$35 per person.
Includes dinner and show.
For tickets and more information about the menu and venue, visit Eventbrite.

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Augusta Wind and Royal Payne are two of today's top Divas, and they can't stand each other. They have both shown up to perform at tonight's fundraising event. How did this happen? Could the MC Don Kashane have anything to do with the mix-up, or was it Stan Back & Rusty Pipes's fault? If you think you'll get a night of star-packed music, think again. Someone is about to Knock Em Dead!!!

Tickets are $35 per person. The price includes a 3-course meal and show. See Eventbrite for more details. A cash bar is available. Guess the KILLER, and you could win the PRIZE!

Beautiful, wealthy Rose Bloomgarden is so very unlucky in love. Alas, her first two marriages ended tragically. Now, on the eve of her third marriage, she nervously hopes the third time is the charm.

Wisteria, her mother, is determined to make this engagement celebration dinner a spectacular event. Her sister, Poppy, a world-renowned chef, is catering the meal to ensure all goes well.

But the celebration unravels when a former suitor appears, and the groom mysteriously goes missing.

Tension escalates further into chaos when a mysterious stranger arrives. Someone is bound to die.

Tickets:
$35 per person
Includes dinner and a show
For more information about the venue, menu, and tickets, visit Eventbrite.

A brothel madam, a pub owner, an Irish mob hitman, a bookie, and a priest walk into a bar.

No, this isn't the start of a bad joke. But it is the start of some shenanigans.

Can Father Finn O'Flannery lead his flock away from the ultimate sin?

Will Shannon O'Sullivan see the error of her ways? How about Mickey O'Malley?

Can the hitman be saved?

Cathleen O'Connell and Darcy O'Donnell may need to go to the confessional, as well, after all this is over.

There's sure to be trouble at The Lucky Leprechaun.

Grab yourself an emerald-green pint of beer and see how it all plays out! Guess the killer, and you could win a prize!

Tickets: $35 per person, includes dinner and a show.

For more information about the venue, menu, and to purchase tickets, visit Eventbrite.

Join Grimm’s Ghost Walk and Haunted House Touring Company for a night of spooky sightings. You won’t regret it, and you’ll never forget it!

Tickets are $35 each and are available on Eventbrite.

Have you ever wished you could change yourself? Be better, Be thinner, Be wealthier? Well, now you can. You are invited to experience a retreat that lets you become and be whatever you want.

Join Adonis Wildflower as he guides Deborah Downer, Justin Time, Kandi Kane, and many others in the audience using new and unusual methods to realize their wildest dreams or die trying in the hysterical comedy The Retreat Rubout!

Tickets:

Tickets are available on Eventbrite for $35 each.

Everyone is in town for the equestrian event of the year, The Red River Gorge Games. They have also all come to the book signing for Houston Dallas’ new book, “A Horse is a Horse, Of Course of Course.”

Houston arrives with his new girlfriend, Deneeze Arshot, who happens to be a French reining judge. Steed Roper, who was the reigning champion until he mysteriously disappeared two years ago, is also in attendance. Cheyenne Sassy is the current champion. The head judge this year is Taryn Wear. But Wear has become mad with power.

What will happen when they all get together? Nostrils will flare. Hooves may stomp. One thing is for sure, someone will end up dead in this hysterical horse-themed comedy-meets-murder by Paula Hilton.

Tickets: $35, per person, for dinner and show. To purchase tickets or for more information, please visit Eventbrite.

Wynonna Dingus and Kitty Wunkus, two good ol’ gals from Beaver Bottom, take a vacation to see Tommy, Kitty’s brother. Imagine their surprise when they find him playing banjo in a bluegrass band with old friend Bunky Wonky. It’s fun and games until another old friend pops up. Old grudges surface and those bluegrass tunes hit a sour note when it becomes A Vacation to Die For.

Tickets:

$35 per person, which includes meal and show.

To purchase tickets or for more information about the menu and venue, please visit Eventbrite.

A rehearsal dinner is intended to be a grand occasion before a wedding. But when you include a “gold-digging” bride, a jilted ex-lover, a jealous personal assistant, a blinded-by-beauty groom, and an out-for-one’s-own-agenda event planner, wedded bliss is bound to become wedded dysfunction.

Join us for this chaotic rehearsal dinner where the night will end with murder.

Tickets: $35, per person. The price includes a 3-course meal and a show. For more information and ticket purchase, please visit Eventbrite.

Producer Chaz Stone is sure his latest reality show, Reality Bride, Fantasy Wedding will be a big hit. It has all of the right stuff: two gorgeous bridal contestants, an overbearing Mother-in-Law, and a flamboyant wedding planner. However, when one of the cast dies will this doom the show or cause ratings to go through the roof?

Tickets:

$35 per person and available for purchase on Eventbrite.

Ticket price includes a 3 course meal and show. Choose between beef tips, chicken or catfish. Cash bar available.

Guess the KILLER and you could win the PRIZE!