Welcome to Cafe Amore, where love is always on the menu. Sounds like the perfect place for Valentine's Day, right? This exclusive eatery claims that its food will make anyone who tastes it irresistible to the opposite sex. But these charms come with a very steep price. 

Your chef for the evening is Pierre Poupon, an egomaniacal tyrant who runs the kitchen with an iron fist. However, his sous chef, Julia Lee Crocker, is under-appreciated and has the real talent. The new hostess, Wilamina Rose, is hiding a dark secret and a deep grudge, and rounding out this motley crew is Madge Migilicutty, a desperate diner from a tiny town in Alabama who has spent her life savings to taste this meal and find love. But, is finding love worth dying for?

It's a recipe for mayhem.